Now Lets review the 2012 entertainment nominees and see who and who would have a face off in this year edition which is the 4th edition of the Prestigious Award....
Where should we stay from...*thinking*...wait sef, the list is so so competitive...hmmm...
Let's Do Our Own Review Jawe....! lol
The 1st Category will be ehmmm,THE BEST YOUTH COMEDIAN...lol i caught u there, u tot i was going to start from where?...lol
ok The Nominees are, BOVII,BASH, I GO DIE, MC ICE WATER & MC AROMA...hmm thats hard to predict but lets give it a try,
hmmm The Battle would be between, Bovii,Bash and I Go Die, but hmmm i think the winner will be blah blah blah(wait till November joo,Aproko...lol)
the 2nd would be the NEXT RATED ACT(MUSIC) for Male..
This Category is highly unpredictable as we have Kallertunez Act, Flowsickk would gave us the popular Lowkey single, Hypertek's Dammy Krane who gave us My Dear and has featured on 2face's OND, we also have Adol who gave us the mindblowing ORIN,Kennis Music's Joel,the bakololo master and not to forget Korede Bello and the village Headmaster Jah Jah..hmm now do the prediction urself...wats on ur mind?...Dammy Krane? Flowsickk?..wat?...ok wait let the best man win! Case Closed! #Gbam
Oya lets Move On, to the Female Category,hmm Ashewo oshi...lol, ok we gat, My Sexiest Crazy Done Did EVA Alordiah...hmmm, my Jankoliko & Kedike Baby, Chidinma(winner of Project Fame Season 3), My Kuchi Kuchi Love, J'Odie and hmm Heartbeat Nneka Egbuna...hmm becos they are my girlfriends, the all deserve the Tush Awards but we have just 1 plaque and it goes to.......Watch Out...Vote for ur own Crush Joh!
The BEST NEW ACT in MUSIC, we have The Awesome Mr May D who one of my Girl gave Soundtrack to,who now took to Ile Ijo to Get Her High, The Lamba Limbo Lamba Monster, The Akoko of Naija Music, Haykm D Dream and also Adol who now has double nomination,My Sexiest Naija Edition of WIZ KHALIFA, Portah who sang Money Crazy & the Almighty Club Banging O Gara Gan and The Young Looking Ultra who is also based in Ibadan... Now The Fight here is between let's see, Mr May D, Hakym D Dream and Mr Portah, while Adol also have a little chance of winning!...Hope All Goes Well!
The 5th Category is the BEST NEW ACT in MUSIC but this time in Diaspora, here we have the finest Riva 9 with Piece of Mind of winning the Award..lol..the ChinChong baby, Tipsy, Another Girl of Mine, Saeon, the tuaile duo, 2Kriss and John Kripsy...lets leave the battle field for Tipsy & 2Kriss and see who can win the Award...
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have gotten to the best Part of this List, THE SONG OF THE YEAR....Yippeeeee!
We gat The Monsterous Kukere by Iyanya, Ghetto by Shank, Carolina by Sinzu(former Saucekid0where he featured Davido and the Same DamiDuro by that small Davido and Gaga Crazy by Chuddy K...*Breath Out Deeply* now O Gara Gan shey...lol God knows i love every song on this list and i just cant say anything....so Let the Best Song Win!
Another category is the ON AIR PERSONALITY and here we have the best Radio Presenters in town
here we have the coolest Edmund Obilo,the anchor of Voices on Splash Fm, My choi,sweetest Beat Fm's Fade, The U heard it oap,Don T of Splash Fm, Cool Fm's Coolest Good Tym and the craziest Lamu of Unilag...
i know, i'm not saying anything either, this award is for the best and all the nominees are the bestest u can hear on Radio so Let wait till the day of Judgement!
the Vice Versa of the previous Category,ON SCREEN PERSONALITY,consist of, my Labi of TVC, Dayo of Hip Tv, Adams of Sound City,Vixen of STV and the Tatafo herself, Helen Paul of Jara Tv...now lets talk.. Labi can make people glue on there Tv when she's on infact,a friend came to borrow Remote from Me Becos Labi was on Screen..can she win?
Dayo also of Hip Tv can Talk like..... Adams likes to Wahala me and My Brother wen watching Soundcity,we fight for Remote...lol while i dont miss Vixen's Show on STV too cos of her Voice and Smiles, As For Helen Paul,Everybody Loves Helen Paul....now help me with the Plaque cos it belongs to OLE!!!...Watch Out!
the 9th category is for people that uses the Social Network Twitter, here we have the Traffic Amebo, GidiTraffic, the Campaign for Debbie #SaveDebbie by @GossipGirliee, the only one that might have detected a Gbagaun on this review, GbegaunDetector,the #SaveOke Coordinator,Ejiro Gegere and the only @NigeriaNewsDesk..now this people are the ones that keeps Twitter Updates with Traffic Gist,Entertainment Gist and So On, so try and support them and pls Help Sake A Gbagaun from here lol....see u guys at the Award...
hmm THE BEST USE OF BLOG,we've gat my Super OloriSupergal(that's my baby), RecessOnline, and this Guy with ALong of Fs,UnilagOlodo,the only place u cant see Gossip,UwillCgossip, NaijaXclusive and the Date360, these are blogs that are killing my internet facilities...Abeg make all of dem win am so they will let my Gadgets rest...lol
Let's talk before we continue jawe, do u know that the Event would be taking place in Ibadan by November and Voting has started and do u also know u can online Vote Online?, Now lets continue joh
YOUTH MAGAZINE OF THE YEAR goes to Dynamix Magazine, Acada Magazine,ACE Magazine,Vibez Magazine or Fresh Breed Magazine,now thats lovely but i have an advise for whoever wants to win, Donate 1,000,000 Magazines to The Youth and u would win(the Holyspirit just spoke)...lol
Let's Stand Up and respect the DJs cos Dj Chascolee can disturb me with his Arab Wahala,while the Spin Dj,DJ Charlie Shee of Eko Fm can not do without teasing me, i see EME's Dj Xclusive and DJ Maf of Radio Continental and not to forget my mad friend that fo Pata...lol Dj Real... U all Deserve the BEST NIGERIAN DJ...Thanks For Making US Proud sir but na one of una go win dis one sha oo....lol
Action!...The BEST YOUTH ACT in the Movie category goes tooo..the nominees are
the Akin of the Then Super Story and the Kokoro Ife Crooner, Gabriel Afolayan a.k.a. G Fresh, my Main man David Nnaji that wants to steal my girlfriend with his looks in Dear Mother and the Sexiest Yoruba Actor, Sunkanmi Omobolanle, we also gat Damola Olatunji and Bisi Komolafe......Lets leave Gabriel and David alone and see who really gat the best Biblical name....lol!
the 2nd to the Last Category will be YOUTH ENTERTAINMENT PROMOTER where i can see war between Liquid Lounge's Ebere Affables, the Popular Club UNO's, Pretty Mike, We've also gat Melody Okwuazu of TIP TV and my man Tee-Brown of Magodo's Biggest Sub 69 Loung and Lace's PR manager, Bidemi Amzat of BK Media Concepts....These specific category is a big committee of Friends as they are all very close friends to me...lol but i leave everything to The Winner.. All Bills On U...Yes U!!!!!
Now, i wanna go rest but before i go,let's see the BEST YOUTH DESIGNER and to the nominees, Ifa said i should tell u too make a suit for him cos he needs to look good at the event,so make a very lovely suit for Ifa and Orunmila, dont worry send it thru me..Forward this Notice to Mufu Outfitters, Poise Clothings and DNC Clothings, tell them to send it As Soon As They Get The Notice cos the best Designer would win The Plaque for Designers at Tush Awards 2012.
Now You see it the a war for the best so this Year has been rated BEST+ by The Rating Board...lol
So If you think you are also among the best and deserve an Award, Buckle Your Shoe and Button ur Shirt cos Next year Edition which would be the 5th Edition needs You!....
Gotta Go Get Ready For The Awards, Dont Forget, Voting can only be done Online and The Event would be holding this November and Pls if you have a very beautiful g irlfriend,tell her to go under her Apoti to get her prettiest dress and come with her to the Awards cos I Will be waiting to snatch her from You!.....
hehehehe....let the best man take away your Girlfriend....lol...TUSH AWARDS 2012.... Yes i can have your girlfriend...lol sorry TUSH AWARDS 2012..... Yes We Can!
See Ya
Reviewed and Composed by ADE PUSSEA (Twitter: @Puss_ness)( facebook: www.facebook.com/thapussiness
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